This is what happens when you release your new record, and you wear just SLIGHTLY more clothes than Miley. Congrats to my boys @PanicattheDisco for a big release day!! Proud to have been a part of it, and it’s a testament to having real fans. Live long and prosper, boys…
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WARNER BROS.
#2. Cartoon Characters Committing Suicide
Suicide is one of those things that sound funny on paper, but in … wait a second. No it doesn’t. Suicide never sounds funny. It’s an awful, gut-wrenching tragedy, the terrible conclusion to what must have been a series of smaller awful, gut-wrenching tragedies. It’s one of the least funny things ever, and you’d have to be a complete maniac to find humor in it.
Maniacs, it turns out, easily found employment in the 1940s as cartoon writers.
meowpurrnom: Frozen Eeveelution drinks (Pokemon cocktail set)
Tumblr user meowpurrnom created and submitted these fantastic Eeveelution frozen cocktails! I hope you’ve saved up some evolutionary stones, because you’re going to want to catch ‘em all! The ingredients are listed blow, but she has detailed the approximate ingredients in this post.
Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup
Created and photographed by meowpurrnom.
America, to me, is like a sibling: You don’t have a ton in common and you keep hoping they’ll grow out of this libertarian phase soon, but if someone else makes a joke at their expense, get ready for a good neck-punching, because no one’s allowed to make fun of them except for you.